Title: 5 times Tatsuya was mistaken for a girl
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akasora // peaceofcakez
Pairing: RyoDa
Genre: General
Rating: T
Notes: Written forshangrilove's Tatsuya-thon
1.
It was just a simple day.
Show up to work and… work as he had always done for the past years in JE. This time he running late to work since a certain Bakanishi made him get drunk last night in a night club that Bakanishi been babbling about.
“Stupid, Akanishi.” He muttered under his breath.
He quickly got ready and put whatever clothes he just put on and ran to the train station.
He was focused on running to the train station since he didn’t want to get yelled at by his manager and he wasn’t watching his surrounding until he bumped into a guy causing both of them to fall flat on their ass.
“Whoa, you better watch it girl.” A familiar voice warned him. “These muscles might kill you one day.”
Was that… Matsumoto Jun?
“Jun-senpai?”
“Damn, I thought girls like you wouldn’t recognize me!” Jun bit his lips, nervously. He was thinking how he should get out this situation the easy way. “Look, girl, just pretend that I was never here and I’ll give you an autograph.”
Why the hell was he thinking that UEDA was a girl?
“Jun senpai look it’s me Ue—” Tatsuya was cut off by his senpai.
“Okay, fine, I’ll give you kiss on the cheek.” Jun suggested quickly. He didn’t want this girl-who-is-really-Ueda to yell out his name here on public.
He does not like paparazzi.
“Jun-senpai, it’s—”
“Lips! I’ll give you a kiss on the li—”
In frustration, Ueda yelled out, “JUN-SENPAI, ITS ME UEDA! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM THINKING THAT I’M A FUCKEN GIRL!” A second later, Ueda realized what he had done.
Suddenly, the people turned their heads and one of them screamed, “OH MY GOD, ITS JUN-SENPAI WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! KYAAA!”
Jun and Ueda made a run for it to Jun’s car and he sped through the streets of Tokyo.
“This is your fault.” Jun narrows his eyes.
“No, your fault cause you can’t tell a difference between a guy and a girl.” Ueda replied in a monotone voice.
“Well damn, you look so different with a beanie!” The older man whined.
2.
The second time, people thought Ueda was a girl when he went to a café. A couple of guys tried to hit on him until they realized he was a guy when Ueda told them.
It was getting annoying to Ueda really.
Does he really look like a girl that badly?
This time, he saw Kame and Jin went inside the café. He saw Kame whispering something to Jin’s ear and Jin faced him with a grin pasted on his face as if he was ready to devour his predator.
“Hello,” He greeted me with a seducing voice. “love.” He grabbed his hand gently and kissed it.
Ueda twitched a little and looked at Kame. Kame was grinning and he mouthed, “Play along and I’ll pay you back!”
“So what do you like to do?” He asked, gently rubbing his hand.
Ueda was still twitching and he can’t believe Kame was using him for this.
After a few hours, of twitching and holding fist from hitting Jin’s face, it was finally over. Jin was about to leave and he was about to kiss Ueda but before he can reach the hime’s face, he was immediately socked in the face.
“Sorry, Jin” Ueda smiled at him.
Kame burst out laughing. “Oh my god, I still can’t believe that you didn’t notice it was Uebo all along!” He continued laughing.
Jin had a shock face. “What the? Tat-chan? But you look like a girl when you put up your bangs!” He whined.
He received another punch in the face.
3.
Ueda was pretty amused about what happen in the café yesterday. He still can’t believe Jin thought he was a girl but this is Bakanishi he’s talking about.
He chuckled. Who’s next to think that he’s a girl this time?
As soon he entered the JE building he received so many weird looks for the Johnny Juniors.
Ueda could perfectly hear them whispering behind his back.
“Hey Senga,” Kawai called a member from Kiss-My-Ft.2 over. “Who is that pretty girl over there?” He asks, trying to look good from his pose.
Senga shrugged. “Maybe it’s Akanishi-san’s girlfriend! He’s great with woman I hear.”
Ueda couldn’t help but twitch at that comment he just said. Akanishi’s girlfriend? He laughed in his mind. Wow what a great imagination the Johnny Juniors has. They’re lucky to be cute little kids or else he would’ve punched the shit out of them right now.
Kawai was drooling on the side of his mouth. “She is so sexy! Look at that curvy body!” He was exaggerating and he started to drool more.
The leader of KAT-TUN looked up, sensing someone was coming directly to him. It was Yamashita Shoon, coming towards him. He stops and smiled at Ueda.
“Hi, Tatsuya-senpai!” Shoon greeted loudly enough for everyone to hear.
In the background, someone cried out a ‘WHAAT?’
“I was wondering if you want to go to the café right across the street with me.” He asks. “Everybody seems to be busy… so…”
Ueda interrupted him and replies, “Sure, why not. Let’s go~”
Shoon seemed happy and the both of them walked out the building leaving a weeping Kawai.
4.
Yamapi walked around the halls inside the JE building aimlessly.
He was looking for somebody.
15 minutes ago, he had over heard from Massu and Tegoshi that there was the mysterious beautiful girl that came in earlier to the JE building and left with Yamashita Shoon.
He was eager to find out who the girl was.
Luck was just around the corner and a girl who was leaning back on the wall and laughing at something she read from her cell phone.
Yamapi froze on the way. He didn’t know how to greet this girl. Wait… He’s a superstar! All girls should know him then!
“Hi,” He greeted the girl with a small wave.
The girl looks up and smiles. “Hi, Yamashita-san,” and she went back to paying attention to her cell phone.
All the NEWS leader can do was watch the girl, stunned. It was weird because most girls would scream in his present.
Why isn’t this girl SCREAMING?
“Hey Pi,” A voice says behind the leader of NEWS. Yamapi turned around and smiled at the familiar band member.
Massu took a peak at the other person. “Oh, hi Ueda-san!”
“Hi, Massu-san.” He replies casually. He looks up. “I hope you weren’t thinking I was girl Yamashita.” Then Ueda walks away. “Or else you might face the consequences of my firsts…”
All Pi can do was gap at the man who he thought it was a girl. He can’t just BELIEVE it!
“Looks like Shoon-chan and Ueda-san became good friends~” Massu said, smiling.
5.
He stared.
It was beautiful but… who would wear it?
He thought it about a second… when his brain clicks and he ran out of the room, looking for his perfect victim.
He walks around the halls, trying to find the person who was perfect for it. Then he entered the KAT-TUN dressing room and Jin glomped him as soon he entered the door.
“Baru-chaan~” Jin says. “It’s been ages I last seen you~”
Subaru laughed. “Yeah… Is…” He stops and he found his victim. He eyed that person evilly.
Jin was scared out of his wits from that evil eye and backed away.
“Do you mind if I can Tat-chan for a bit?” He asks, the band and Jin shook his head.
“Take him. Rape him. Before his boyfriend comes back!” Jin cheerily smiled and jumped around the room.
Then he came directly towards Ueda and he grabs his wrist and started pulling him.
“What the?” was the only words that came out of Ueda’s mouth. He didn’t complain the whole way to the other room and he wanted explanation of kidnapping him from KAT-TUN.
Ueda sat on the couch and crossed his arms. “Why… did you drag me in here?” He growled.
Subaru couldn’t help but let out an evil laugh that sends out a chill to Ueda’s spine. “Well you know… I needed a… person… and the perfect person is you!”
Ueda perked an eyebrow. Subaru went to the back and got something that Ueda started to retort in anger.
“OH HELL NO!”
“C’mon, it’ll look quite sexy on you~”
“NO!”
“Please?
“NO!
“Pretty please?”
“NO!”
“I’ll pay you 50000 yen if you wear it and I’ll tell you Ryo’s weak spots when you guys are doing it.” Subaru winks at the last information.
Ueda couldn’t help… but made a deal with the leader of K8. Ryo knows his weak spots but when it comes to him, Ueda doesn’t know his. He finds it… quite unfair.
Two minutes later, the leader of KAT-TUN was staring at himself, twitching in annoyance.
Subaru made him wear a Lolita dress that he ordered out of nowhere because he thought it was beautiful. It was a black, white and red dress. Subaru even fixed his hair and added hair clip on, on both of the pig tails to make him even more girly.
Then Ueda was forced to walk around with this dress on and without him knowing it, Subaru was taking pictures of him so he can make big money out of this.
Johnny Juniors, NEWS, and other bands were gaping at the beautiful figure walking down on the hallway.
“OH MY GOD! WHO… is that?”
“She is so sexy!”
“AHH! I want her autograph just for being so damn sexy…”
“SHE’S EVEN SEXIER THAN LEAH DIZON!”
Then the mighty Nishikido-san entered the glamorous scene. He gaped at the girl for a second… then he turned his attention to Subaru.
“Baru, where’s Tat-chan? Jin said that you took him for something!” He asks then he quickly turns his attention to the other person on the dress. “And OH MY GOD! WHO IS THIS GIRL? SHE IS SO SEXY, EVEN SEXIER THAN LEAH DIZON!”
Subaru smirked. “Well, you got that one right.”
The Sexy Osaka man stared at his leader, waiting for an answer.
“That’s your boyfriend. I made a complete make-over of him as being a girl~” Subaru finally answered. “Have fun with your toy~” He walks away as he look through his photo’s of Ueda he had taken. He cackled evilly.
Ryo gaped at his boyfriend now turn all girly like. All he can think was, “HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!”
“Uh… Ryo-chan?” Ueda called, worried that his boyfriend was staring at him for 5 minutes without blinking.
“You are SO HOT!” He growled and he slams the princess against the wall and smack his lips into his.
Of course, Subaru came back to take another photo of this and he named it, “PRINCESS AND THE BEAST OF SEXINESS~”
The next day, Subaru had printed out photo’s Ueda in a Lolita dress and of course, everybody in JE bought it. In minutes, he was sold out and he already made 100,000 yen out of it.
“Kame-chan~! Have you seen Ueda in a dress? He should cosplay as a Lolita girl in the concert next time!” Jin suggested. “That would look so HAWT on him!!”
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If you guys are wondering, Ueda was wearing this
Anyways, I'm going to stop writing the story I'm working on. D: I'm so tired of school. D:
Writer:
akasora // peaceofcakezPairing: RyoDa
Genre: General
Rating: T
Notes: Written for
shangrilove's Tatsuya-thon1.
It was just a simple day.
Show up to work and… work as he had always done for the past years in JE. This time he running late to work since a certain Bakanishi made him get drunk last night in a night club that Bakanishi been babbling about.
“Stupid, Akanishi.” He muttered under his breath.
He quickly got ready and put whatever clothes he just put on and ran to the train station.
He was focused on running to the train station since he didn’t want to get yelled at by his manager and he wasn’t watching his surrounding until he bumped into a guy causing both of them to fall flat on their ass.
“Whoa, you better watch it girl.” A familiar voice warned him. “These muscles might kill you one day.”
Was that… Matsumoto Jun?
“Jun-senpai?”
“Damn, I thought girls like you wouldn’t recognize me!” Jun bit his lips, nervously. He was thinking how he should get out this situation the easy way. “Look, girl, just pretend that I was never here and I’ll give you an autograph.”
Why the hell was he thinking that UEDA was a girl?
“Jun senpai look it’s me Ue—” Tatsuya was cut off by his senpai.
“Okay, fine, I’ll give you kiss on the cheek.” Jun suggested quickly. He didn’t want this girl-who-is-really-Ueda to yell out his name here on public.
He does not like paparazzi.
“Jun-senpai, it’s—”
“Lips! I’ll give you a kiss on the li—”
In frustration, Ueda yelled out, “JUN-SENPAI, ITS ME UEDA! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM THINKING THAT I’M A FUCKEN GIRL!” A second later, Ueda realized what he had done.
Suddenly, the people turned their heads and one of them screamed, “OH MY GOD, ITS JUN-SENPAI WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! KYAAA!”
Jun and Ueda made a run for it to Jun’s car and he sped through the streets of Tokyo.
“This is your fault.” Jun narrows his eyes.
“No, your fault cause you can’t tell a difference between a guy and a girl.” Ueda replied in a monotone voice.
“Well damn, you look so different with a beanie!” The older man whined.
2.
The second time, people thought Ueda was a girl when he went to a café. A couple of guys tried to hit on him until they realized he was a guy when Ueda told them.
It was getting annoying to Ueda really.
Does he really look like a girl that badly?
This time, he saw Kame and Jin went inside the café. He saw Kame whispering something to Jin’s ear and Jin faced him with a grin pasted on his face as if he was ready to devour his predator.
“Hello,” He greeted me with a seducing voice. “love.” He grabbed his hand gently and kissed it.
Ueda twitched a little and looked at Kame. Kame was grinning and he mouthed, “Play along and I’ll pay you back!”
“So what do you like to do?” He asked, gently rubbing his hand.
Ueda was still twitching and he can’t believe Kame was using him for this.
After a few hours, of twitching and holding fist from hitting Jin’s face, it was finally over. Jin was about to leave and he was about to kiss Ueda but before he can reach the hime’s face, he was immediately socked in the face.
“Sorry, Jin” Ueda smiled at him.
Kame burst out laughing. “Oh my god, I still can’t believe that you didn’t notice it was Uebo all along!” He continued laughing.
Jin had a shock face. “What the? Tat-chan? But you look like a girl when you put up your bangs!” He whined.
He received another punch in the face.
3.
Ueda was pretty amused about what happen in the café yesterday. He still can’t believe Jin thought he was a girl but this is Bakanishi he’s talking about.
He chuckled. Who’s next to think that he’s a girl this time?
As soon he entered the JE building he received so many weird looks for the Johnny Juniors.
Ueda could perfectly hear them whispering behind his back.
“Hey Senga,” Kawai called a member from Kiss-My-Ft.2 over. “Who is that pretty girl over there?” He asks, trying to look good from his pose.
Senga shrugged. “Maybe it’s Akanishi-san’s girlfriend! He’s great with woman I hear.”
Ueda couldn’t help but twitch at that comment he just said. Akanishi’s girlfriend? He laughed in his mind. Wow what a great imagination the Johnny Juniors has. They’re lucky to be cute little kids or else he would’ve punched the shit out of them right now.
Kawai was drooling on the side of his mouth. “She is so sexy! Look at that curvy body!” He was exaggerating and he started to drool more.
The leader of KAT-TUN looked up, sensing someone was coming directly to him. It was Yamashita Shoon, coming towards him. He stops and smiled at Ueda.
“Hi, Tatsuya-senpai!” Shoon greeted loudly enough for everyone to hear.
In the background, someone cried out a ‘WHAAT?’
“I was wondering if you want to go to the café right across the street with me.” He asks. “Everybody seems to be busy… so…”
Ueda interrupted him and replies, “Sure, why not. Let’s go~”
Shoon seemed happy and the both of them walked out the building leaving a weeping Kawai.
4.
Yamapi walked around the halls inside the JE building aimlessly.
He was looking for somebody.
15 minutes ago, he had over heard from Massu and Tegoshi that there was the mysterious beautiful girl that came in earlier to the JE building and left with Yamashita Shoon.
He was eager to find out who the girl was.
Luck was just around the corner and a girl who was leaning back on the wall and laughing at something she read from her cell phone.
Yamapi froze on the way. He didn’t know how to greet this girl. Wait… He’s a superstar! All girls should know him then!
“Hi,” He greeted the girl with a small wave.
The girl looks up and smiles. “Hi, Yamashita-san,” and she went back to paying attention to her cell phone.
All the NEWS leader can do was watch the girl, stunned. It was weird because most girls would scream in his present.
Why isn’t this girl SCREAMING?
“Hey Pi,” A voice says behind the leader of NEWS. Yamapi turned around and smiled at the familiar band member.
Massu took a peak at the other person. “Oh, hi Ueda-san!”
“Hi, Massu-san.” He replies casually. He looks up. “I hope you weren’t thinking I was girl Yamashita.” Then Ueda walks away. “Or else you might face the consequences of my firsts…”
All Pi can do was gap at the man who he thought it was a girl. He can’t just BELIEVE it!
“Looks like Shoon-chan and Ueda-san became good friends~” Massu said, smiling.
5.
He stared.
It was beautiful but… who would wear it?
He thought it about a second… when his brain clicks and he ran out of the room, looking for his perfect victim.
He walks around the halls, trying to find the person who was perfect for it. Then he entered the KAT-TUN dressing room and Jin glomped him as soon he entered the door.
“Baru-chaan~” Jin says. “It’s been ages I last seen you~”
Subaru laughed. “Yeah… Is…” He stops and he found his victim. He eyed that person evilly.
Jin was scared out of his wits from that evil eye and backed away.
“Do you mind if I can Tat-chan for a bit?” He asks, the band and Jin shook his head.
“Take him. Rape him. Before his boyfriend comes back!” Jin cheerily smiled and jumped around the room.
Then he came directly towards Ueda and he grabs his wrist and started pulling him.
“What the?” was the only words that came out of Ueda’s mouth. He didn’t complain the whole way to the other room and he wanted explanation of kidnapping him from KAT-TUN.
Ueda sat on the couch and crossed his arms. “Why… did you drag me in here?” He growled.
Subaru couldn’t help but let out an evil laugh that sends out a chill to Ueda’s spine. “Well you know… I needed a… person… and the perfect person is you!”
Ueda perked an eyebrow. Subaru went to the back and got something that Ueda started to retort in anger.
“OH HELL NO!”
“C’mon, it’ll look quite sexy on you~”
“NO!”
“Please?
“NO!
“Pretty please?”
“NO!”
“I’ll pay you 50000 yen if you wear it and I’ll tell you Ryo’s weak spots when you guys are doing it.” Subaru winks at the last information.
Ueda couldn’t help… but made a deal with the leader of K8. Ryo knows his weak spots but when it comes to him, Ueda doesn’t know his. He finds it… quite unfair.
Two minutes later, the leader of KAT-TUN was staring at himself, twitching in annoyance.
Subaru made him wear a Lolita dress that he ordered out of nowhere because he thought it was beautiful. It was a black, white and red dress. Subaru even fixed his hair and added hair clip on, on both of the pig tails to make him even more girly.
Then Ueda was forced to walk around with this dress on and without him knowing it, Subaru was taking pictures of him so he can make big money out of this.
Johnny Juniors, NEWS, and other bands were gaping at the beautiful figure walking down on the hallway.
“OH MY GOD! WHO… is that?”
“She is so sexy!”
“AHH! I want her autograph just for being so damn sexy…”
“SHE’S EVEN SEXIER THAN LEAH DIZON!”
Then the mighty Nishikido-san entered the glamorous scene. He gaped at the girl for a second… then he turned his attention to Subaru.
“Baru, where’s Tat-chan? Jin said that you took him for something!” He asks then he quickly turns his attention to the other person on the dress. “And OH MY GOD! WHO IS THIS GIRL? SHE IS SO SEXY, EVEN SEXIER THAN LEAH DIZON!”
Subaru smirked. “Well, you got that one right.”
The Sexy Osaka man stared at his leader, waiting for an answer.
“That’s your boyfriend. I made a complete make-over of him as being a girl~” Subaru finally answered. “Have fun with your toy~” He walks away as he look through his photo’s of Ueda he had taken. He cackled evilly.
Ryo gaped at his boyfriend now turn all girly like. All he can think was, “HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!”
“Uh… Ryo-chan?” Ueda called, worried that his boyfriend was staring at him for 5 minutes without blinking.
“You are SO HOT!” He growled and he slams the princess against the wall and smack his lips into his.
Of course, Subaru came back to take another photo of this and he named it, “PRINCESS AND THE BEAST OF SEXINESS~”
The next day, Subaru had printed out photo’s Ueda in a Lolita dress and of course, everybody in JE bought it. In minutes, he was sold out and he already made 100,000 yen out of it.
“Kame-chan~! Have you seen Ueda in a dress? He should cosplay as a Lolita girl in the concert next time!” Jin suggested. “That would look so HAWT on him!!”
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If you guys are wondering, Ueda was wearing this
Anyways, I'm going to stop writing the story I'm working on. D: I'm so tired of school. D:
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